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The Indian Mom
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who
lives with a girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact,she started to wonder if there was more
between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the silver chutney jar.
You don't suppose she took it, do you? "Well, I doubt
it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the
chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you
'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother
which read :
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...... ...especially if she is
Indian!
Thanks for writing this.